Pantless in Our Building - Lesson Learned

A neighbor taught me a valuable lesson over the weekend.

On Friday evening, I walked past our building on the opposite side of the street as I was headed to pickup the dry cleaning. As I stood admiring our building and squinted curiously to see what others had done with their space, I noticed a couple peering out of their window/doors on the second level.  Immediately, I could feel their excitement of having just moved in as they soaked up the view. 

The woman was pressed up against the railing and sticking her head out to look up and down the street (as Josh, myself and our vistors [except for Zipper]) have often done. Then, I realized that with floor to ceiling windows it is a BAD idea to wear short, loose fitting shorts when standing at the window as people are looking up (being the key phrase) at you from below at street level. 

Although not intended to be pantless, our new neighbor definitely gave the impression of pantlessness. Thank you, new neighbor, for the material and valuable lesson.